Allons-y Alonso

tilly-and-trxye:

your—majesty:

How to be forever alone - Tip Number 1

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bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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can we like shatter the idea that all latin@s are lightskin kinda tan light brown people with straight hair like. immediately. I see this shit daily literally daily

we come in every color and race imaginable

doyoureallyevenhaveaclue:

having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips

Cause of Death: 'Oh What a Night'

thelesbianguide:

For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your

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pocketjaeger:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES.

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE.

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS.

Dye your hair teal, get some piercings, and wear manly button-ups with flowy skirts and combat boots and punch anyone who doesn’t fall on their knees and worship you.

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

sirl33te:

Just in case you guys need some cheering up

sirl33te:

Just in case you guys need some cheering up

emthroney:

wholockpotter67:

*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  

sonofahurricane:

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG ANYTHING CONTAINING ‘OLD AS BALLS’

Me: Gee willickers I feel like a man today
Me: *puts on 5 pounds of makeup & a dress*
Me: I am the prettiest boy
shopping-and-shit:

Ghost Choker$9.00 USD

littlesmartart:

motivating tos triumvirate! thinking about making these into stickers or a postcard

dedicated to searchingforspock, hope these can cheer you up <3

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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