My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile
'This rune stone… It's truly beautiful jem. Perfect for those words.'
'Do you think so? I can make you one if you like.'
'With one of those “forever curse” words?'
'It won't be the curse. It will be a confession.'
Fili is sobbing in the distance. My otp is in dangerous.
Don’t hate me.
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
wow slow down are you going to be like the moreos guy
do you ever wonder which people in your life have used you as their “gay friend” in an argument?
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough
i’ve read so much fanfiction that i am no longer attracted to boys as a woman, but as a gay male
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
Tumblr on November 1st
Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students
Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not
Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people